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Estan los animales de la selva muy aburridos, asi que deciden jugar a los chistes. Para hacer mas emocionante la cosa deciden que, cuando uno cuente un chiste, tienen que reirse todos los demas. Si hay uno solo que no se rie, matan al que ha contado el chiste. - żquien empieza? - la jirafa, que es la mas alta. La jirafa cuenta un chiste buenisimo y todos se parten de risa. Todos, menos la tortuga, que permanece seria como una tortuga seria. Por lo tanto matan a la jirafa. -żel siguiente ... ? - el elefante, el elefante. El elefante intenta escaquearse, pero no lo consigue. Cuenta otro chiste tan gracioso como un chiste gracioso y otra vez todos se rien como un monton de animales riendose, pero nuevamente la tortuga permanece tan seria como una tortuga seria. Por lo tanto dejan al elefante tan muerto como un elefante muerto. - żel siguiente ... ? - el mono. Sale el mono y cuenta un chiste malisimo con el que nadie se rie. Nadie, excepto la tortuga, que esboza una sonrisa y empieza a reirse a carcajadas. Entonces el leon dice: - ży tu de que te ries ahora? - Es que acabo de coger el chiste de la jirafa.

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